Thursday, December 15, 2011

december





Early"autochrome" print "Coastal Woodland" c.1907, Auguste and Louis Lumiere. The Lumiere brothers developed first technique to capture colour in photography using potato starch and glass plates in 1907.

I think we should play a game, a parlour game (and a fairly quick one because slow games are bad and its the end of year and I'm a bit fried) Anyway you usually play this game with a group of people and someone closes there eyes/ears and everyone picks a certain person in the group and then the person who has had there eyes shut has to ask questions to find out who it is..sorta anthropomorphic questions like "if this person was a car, what kinda car would they be?" or "if this person was a landscape/ building/ city/ colour/animal/smell etc etc...  We are going to play now but change the rules slightly..
 (I also like Exquisite Corpse, Mah Jong, 500, Canasta, Zilch and Strip Poker) 

"Spring Flowers" Lumiere Brothers, 1907/8.

Ummm ok here goes....If nostalgia was a landscape, this is what landscape it would be

                   
                                           If December was a party, this is the party it would be


If love was a house, this is what house it would be


If you were a bar, this is what bar you'd be


"An Apparition of Subtraction", Mikala Dwyer, 2010.

this is what magic looks like..(rocks,prisms and extension cords)


this is what destiny looks like...(bow, arrows and bikinis)


If curiosity was a boy, this is what boy it would be

"Hotel (10 Thousand Waves)" Issac Julien, 2010

This is what the most exquisite eau de parfum smells like.. (futuristic, asiatic, smog)

                                       If sex were a pair of boots, this is what pair it would be
                              (If Josee got a nice xmas present this is what nice present it would be!)



                                       If I could be a fictional character, I'd be Holly Golightly

"White Discharge" (Detail) Teppei Kaneuji, 2011

If you ate too much icing, this is what your intestine would be

"We Want for One last Adventure" Kaye Donachie, 2005.

If Jesus decided to return and save us all, this is what it would be like


this is the make/model/colour of the car he would drive away in


after admiring the nuns strange little front garden in Gore St


and after he left this is what you would feel like....
you know,sublime.. a little sunburnt

hehe ho ho... thanks for playing and have a very merry xmas